Any fictional career you’d want to have? Remember, T5W is always open to movies, tv, and video games as well.
Professor at Hogwarts
Preferably with a delightful Scottish accent. I’m probably in the silent minority when I say I actually loved school, and I think I would be a kick ass teacher. I would probably just mess with my students all the time and get no real teaching done, but it’s fine.
Gladiator For Olivia Pope And Associates
If I can’t be Olivia Pope herself (Minus the affair with the POTUS because I’m so done with that…) then I want to be one of her gladiators. (A normal gladiator, not a serial killer.) Honestly, I just want a killer work wardrobe and the ability to deliver intense monologues…. I already like red wine, so does that mean I’m halfway there?
Narrative for Westworld
I was a kick ass barbie doll player when I was little. This is more or less the same thing, but for adults. Actually, it’s probably more like real life Sims. Either way I would crush this. (Preferably without being murdered by Hosts.)
Professional Time Traveler
I’ve always thought of myself as belonging in another time period, and at the rate I devour historical fiction I would probably fit right in. Not sure how much this pays, but it would surely take up most of my time.
Tech Analyst At The FBI BAU
Sass and typing, my favorite pastimes.