I’m Christen: reader, writer, sarcasm expert, procrastinator extraordinaire. I’m a Taurus and a Gryffindor, and I am 100% convinced that my Hogwarts acceptance letter was lost in the mail. English is my first love, and why I dedicated my college degree to becoming a full-fledged member of the grammar police. Even on my days off, you’ll find me in the deepest, darkest corners of the internet correcting someone’s Facebook status. However, I am happiest curled up with a cup of coffee and a great book. Thanks for reading my blog, your participation medal is in the mail.